FML on St. Patrick's Day

Today is St. Patrick's Day. This is usually a pretty fun day. This year Zack and I were going to be low-key. The plan was: go to McDonald's and get dinner and a shamrock shake, stop at the beer distributor and pick up some Guinness, pick up a few random things at Walmart, go home, watch a movie and drink the Guinness.
Here is what actually happened: go to McDonald's and they are out of shamrock shakes, pull into the beer distributor and see that they close at 6 on Tuesdays (it is 6:10), lady comes and opens the door to the beer distributor and asks what we need (woohoo!), she tells us they are all out of Guinness.
Seriously.
FML